The Ed Sheeran Problem, or, How the Record Industry Got What It Asked For

A dog that caught the bus wheel

Cory Doctorow
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5 min readApr 8, 2022

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A rapidly spinning bus-wheel; Nipper the RCA dog has caught the wheel and is spinning with it, his eyes crazed; the gramophone he is normally pictured listening to is flying off to the upper right. Image: Kristain Baty (modified) https://flickr.com/photos/50389211@N02/13285976654 CC BY-SA 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/
Image: Kristain Baty via flickr/CC BY 2.0 (modified)

You might have seen Ed Sheeran’s triumphant statement about his victory in a copyright lawsuit that alleged he’d copied elements of Sami Switch’s “Oh Why” in his song “Shape Of You”:

https://twitter.com/edsheeran/status/1511631955238047751

Sheeran’s statement makes two critical points: first, that there are only so many ways of arranging English words and musical phrases, and with 60,000 new songs being released to Spotify every day, there will inevitably be some coincidental duplications of words and melodies.

That’s an idea that’s been in the air for a hell of a long time. Spider Robinson won a Hugo in 1983 for a short story called “Melancholy Elephants” where the widow of a legendary musician tries to talk a U.S. senator out of extending copyright terms on the grounds that it will result in every copyrightable element of every art form being under copyright forever:

http://www.spiderrobinson.com/melancholyelephants.html

It’s also an idea the record industry fought like hell against. Take the Bridgeport Music case, which resulted in a judgment that a two-second sample, distorted beyond recognition, could still constitute a copyright violation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgeport_Music,_Inc._v._Dimension_Films

The industry long took the position that any taking of any kind should be controlled by the “original artist” — while simultaneously undergoing waves of consolidation that ensured that whoever the “original artist” was, they’d end up signed to one of three labels, in a deal that required them to sign away these ever-expanding rights.

It was inevitable that this would come back to bite them in the ass, and it did. In 2015, the Marvin Gaye estate triumphed in a bizarre case over Pharrell Williams and Robin Thicke’s song “Blurred Lines,” successfully arguing that while the song didn’t take any of Gaye’s words or music, it took his vibe:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/robin-thicke-pharrell-lose-multi-million-dollar-blurred-lines-lawsuit-35975/

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Cory Doctorow
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Writer, blogger, activist. Blog: https://pluralistic.net; Mailing list: https://pluralistic.net/plura-list; Mastodon: @pluralistic@mamot.fr